DAY 467.1 | The ultimate air defense has been brought to Russia

Celestial holy water will now protect Russian airspace

In the Kaluga region, priests sprayed 100 liters of "holy water" from a helicopter.
Now Kaluga residents can sleep peacefully.
Not a single NATO mosquito or pigeon will violate the airspace - they will burn in the Russian troposphere. (Source: Slava Ukraini In Ukraine | News, Updates)

Russia's Air Force not convinced

Desperate to deter Ukraine's drones, the Russian Air Force
has now adopted the Tire Bounce Defense (TBD).
This involves covering fighter jets and bombers with... highly flammable truck tires.

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